mythicalwashrag: everanix: I put my paternal grandmother in my contacts on my phone a while ago But both my grandmothers go by “Grammy” so I added her last initial And now I laugh every time I need to call her because Grammy C sounds like a rap name and I just can’t
the-vashta-nerada: gentle reminder
The Problem with 'Boys Will Be Boys' →
For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion. No matter how many times he did it, his parents never swooped in BEFORE the morning’s live 3-D reenactment of “Invasion of...
haydenrodgers: tw3rkingpizza: I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
timelordonbakerstreet: nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- ...
ewisthisyiff: Send me a fetish and I’ll rate it ______________________________________ No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
the-vashta-nerada: shakeitupbaby: ...
amandatolleson: namancher: castielhasthephoneb0x: i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM A man and his onion ahhhhhhhhh